The Bill of Lefts: A Declaration for Left-Handed Freedom
Being left-handed isn’t just a quirky personality trait—it’s a daily exercise in adaptation, resilience, and sometimes straight-up frustration. From desks that don’t accommodate us to scissors that mock our existence, left-handers have always had to work a little harder to thrive in a world made for the right-handed majority.
Enter the Bill of Lefts—a declaration for left-handers everywhere, originally drafted in the 1970s, now updated for the 21st century. Let’s dive into its history, its mission, and why it matters more than ever.
A Brief History
The original Bill of Lefts emerged during the 1970s, an era when left-handers faced even more challenges than today. The goal was simple: fight for the right (to be left). The Bill aimed to protect left-handers from discrimination, challenge the idea that “right” equals “correct,” encourage the creation of lefty-friendly products, and celebrate left-handedness.
Oh, and it also declared August 13th as International Left-Handers Day, which is basically Christmas for us lefties—minus the gifts because, let’s face it, no one’s manufacturing left-handed wrapping paper. But who needs wrapping paper when you can treat yourself? Check out our left-handed essentials and find the perfect gift—for yourself or the lefties in your life!
A Modern Revival
Fast-forward to 2021, when a global advocacy group took it upon themselves to modernize the Bill of Lefts. Known as LEFT-IN, their mission goes beyond raising awareness—they’re calling out the ongoing nonsense left-handers still endure.
Yes, in some parts of the world, left-handed kids are still being forced to use their right hand. It’s unhealthy, unnatural, and, frankly, absurd. With their updated version of the Bill, the organization amplifies the original principles to tackle the challenges left-handers face today.
The 10 Articles of the Bill of Lefts
Here’s the rundown of the modernized version of the Bill in all its glory—ten articles representing the ten percent of the population who are left-handed:
Freedom of Hand Preference
Use your left hand for everything—personal, professional, or religious—without judgment, interference, or outdated superstition.
Support for Lefty Talent
Left-handers deserve encouragement to develop their unique skills. Whether it’s art, sports, or opening jars, we’ve got potential!
Greetings That Fit
Left-handers can offer their dominant hand for greetings, oaths, or rituals. (And if you’re ambidextrous, go wild with both hands.)
No Discrimination, Anywhere
From workplaces to sports fields, left-handers deserve fair treatment, lefty-friendly tools, and equitable rules.
Stop Apologizing
No left-hander should feel the need to hide their hand or apologize for their handedness.
Ditch ‘Right’ as ‘Correct’
Language matters. Let’s normalize words like “true” or “okay” instead of using “right” to mean “correct.”
Reclaim ‘Left’
Stop with the negative connotations. No one needs to hear about your “two left feet” anymore.
Better Education for Left-Handed Kids
Teachers need to understand left-handedness and adapt their methods to support lefty students.
Global Equality
Governments must provide resources to ensure left-handers have equal opportunities in all areas of life.
August 13th Is Sacred
International Left-Handers Day isn’t just a celebration—it’s a reminder of the worth and dignity of left-handedness.
A Call to Arms (Or Hands)
The Bill of Lefts isn’t just a set of ideals; it’s a roadmap to a fairer world for left-handers. These principles matter, not just because they make life easier, but because they affirm what every lefty knows deep down: we deserve to be seen, supported, and valued.
So, let’s celebrate the left-handedness that makes us unique and fight for a world where being left-handed isn’t a struggle—it’s a strength.
Oh, and don’t forget to read our very own Sinister Manifesto—a bold vision for left-handed equality and accessibility. In a world built for right-handers, it’s time for lefties to unite and fight for the space we deserve. Let’s make it happen!
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